I haven't been to DC since my 8th grade field trip and I must say that the view from the ground rather than the school bus is quite compelling. No, I didn't go to Arlington Cemetery or the Lincoln memorial, and there aren't any photos of me on the steps of the Capitol Building, but the sunny side up burger at Good Stuff Eatery is enough for me to salute a flag and announce that I'm proud to be an American. So here are a few highlights from my trip...
The cherry blossoms. The one touristy thing I did while in DC was go to the cherry-blossom festival with Christie, where the trees appear to be sprayed with shaving cream. It was gorgeous in a
rococo/swing riding way, but even more impressive were the people who had traveled from near and far to see these tiny blossoms. The wind kicked up hard and I worried that the the heavy cameras wrapped around everyone's necks would yolk them into the tumultuous basin. No such luck, because that would've been hilarious, and almost happened to me twice. The one nice thing about the wind, other than creating a flare of drama and knocking me to if not my death than my possible embarrassment, was it gave me an excuse for wearing my trench coat. Over the course of the weekend I'd alternate between old-timey newspaper man and international spy, depending on whether my trench was unbuttoned with my camera hanging around my neck, or tightly wrapped around my body with possibly a luger in my pocket. Regardless, the wind and blossoms were deliciously romantic in a "stare off into the horizon meaningfully" kind of way.


My favorite kind of restaurants are those that do a couple things really well, and stick to them. And
Good Stuff Eatery stands behind it's name: hamburgers, fries, and shakes--all good (nay,
excellent) stuff. First off, it's the brain child of Chef Spike from Top Chef, most recognizable for wearing those jaunty hats and knowing how to treat a cut of beef.
I'm not easily star struck, especially living in LA my whole life, but walking right-smack into Spike at the counter was a little jarring. When he handed me my shake, I wanted so badly to say something unreasonably adorable and witty, endearing myself instantly to him. Maybe he'd join me and Christie at our table, talking about his favorite burger toppings and why he likes DC, I'd give him my card and he'd check out my blog and we'd maybe film a little video segment or have an interview at some point, we'd become old friends and I could call him "Spike" without the moniker "from Top Chef" oh so casually. It would be great. Unfortunately, I didn't even manage "Nice hat." I coughed out "thanks" and that was it. Opportunity blown. Luckily I had my toasted marshmallow shake to console me. Did I mention that? A toasted marshmallow shake? How deliriously awesome does that sound? Very, right? Well, Christie was a little suspicious, thinking it might taste like burnt fluffer nutter. So I went on a little recon, and casually grilled the girl behind the counter on what their most popular shake was and why. During the week after tasting it, I have made a toasted marshmallow shake 4 times. I keep inviting my 15 year old brother over so I'm not the adult that makes her own milkshakes alone in her apartment. That's like one step away from 10 cats and a bottle of scotch.
The fries are amazing as well. Served in a massive pile, kissed with sea salt and dusted with herbs, with a litany of dipping sauces available at the machine. I love chipotle anything, so I was in heaven. And then the burger. My love of chipotle is eclipsed by only a few other things, a "fried egg on top" being one of them. A fried egg on top of almost any dish will improve it. Ok, maybe poached instead sometimes, but regardless...an egg on top. The sunny side up burger is straightforward awesomeness: meat, cheese, bacon, fried egg, brioche bun. Sloppy and amazing, it used to be called the "5 Napkin." Let the salivating commence...3, 2,
now.

Goodness Gracious, indeed.
I wonder if he's like the Imelda Marcos of jaunty hats. Does he have one for every day and mood? Does he throw one away after one use, like kleenex?
Gaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh.Chipotle Mayo...
Mango Mayo...
Old Bay Mayo...
Sriracha Mayo...
Stand proud, herbed fry.


Those little black flecks may look like vanilla seeds, but they are in fact torched marshmallow bits.
I think my favorite area of DC has to be Georgetown. Like the Island on Lost, it is only accessible through Guamanian plane crashes or taxi cab, as it is one of the only areas of DC the metro purposefully avoids. Maybe not "avoids" so much as "diverts the masses away from." Too many yokels would ruin the Dean and Deluca atmosphere of this ridiculously adorable hamlet. The homes are gorgeously consistent in style and old in a way Californians can't even begin to imagine. They might as well be etchings in Lascaux; the brick work seems to scream: this is the east coast, where the history comes from. As I walked through the charming neighborhood, filled with vintage stores, boutiques, and cafes, the wind kicked up a bit and we gawked at what a perfect afternoon it was. Every corner would introduce a new thing I wish I could take home to LA and by the end of our walk we had decided that Georgetown is like Pasadena plus Montana Avenue plus Paris. I've never been to Paris, but I like to imagine it filled with people in cafes and going for Sunday afternoon strolls, so it stays in the comparison, alright?
Dolcezza was a perfect instance of Kismet. In our hunt for a cab to take us to Georgetown, we stumbled into a farmer's market that had a gelato stand. Thai coconut, lemon ricotta cardamon, avocado honey orange...just wonderful delicious flavors. We wistfully tasted as many as we could without feeling guilty, and regretted that I was leaving that afternoon, unable to stick around and take a pint back to Christie's place. Well as chance would have it, in our random Georgetown wanderings, we walked right by it. I squealed and cooed and pointed at the sign. Like a burning bush, it was made apparent that we were meant to taste the gelato. Rich and flavorful with a thick, silky consistancy, the gelato was delicious and concentrated. I love lemon and cardamon, so the lemon ricotta cardamon was an obvious choice, and my other choice, pistachio, is my litmus test for good ice cream/gelato. Dolcezza passed on all accounts, and serves some pretty amazing looking treats on the side as well. Definitely check it out if you stumble upon it as I did.


Caramel filled churros...yeah, pretty spectacular sounding.

After the gelato, Christie and I were on a bourgeois contact high. Everything was precious and delightful and special. Until, that is, I was thrust back to Los Angeles with the 45 minute line for cupcakes. We had walked past the line before, and I had to ask, "Is it free cupcake day?"
"No, they're just really good." Hmmm.
That good? Had Georgetown not been hit by the sweeping plague of boutique cupcake shops that had LA in a stranglehold? That's not to say that I haven't benefited from the cupcake craze.
Vanilla Bakeshop in Santa Monica is my favorite, actually. But still, wrapping around the block;
really? Sprinkles in Beverly Hills has Oprah's stamp of approval, which explains the concert-ticket style lines, but Georgetown Cupcakes? Are they Obama's favorite or something?
Living in Los Angeles socializes you to wait for everything, whether it's in traffic, or for movie tickets, or to do yoga, or to get into a flea market. I'm very comfortable in lines. As long as I have a buddy (or a book) and I'm not in a particular rush, I can be in one for hours. So the sight of the line for cupcakes was not that surprising at all, until I noticed other tourists taking photos of people in the line. So we got in it. "I must try these cupcakes" I thought to myself. But then I thought, is this how the line was started? At first it was a few people who actually do like the place, but then a line of curious lemmings formed behind them ad infintum? Ugh, too late now. A line had formed behind me and my schadenfreude wouldn't let me get out. Few things are as satisfying as looking behind you and seeing a line of people. "At least I'm ahead of them, the poor saps" you can remind yourself 2 hours into waiting for Space Mountain.
After entering the shop it became clear that I had met Sprinkles' doppleganger, and the universe would now implode. The graphic design, the cupcakes themselves, it all shared the same polished aesthetic and vibe. Maybe a bit smaller and pinker, but it was still eerily similar. The cupcakes too were similar: adorably presented and very tasty. We tried the cherry blossom (God, I'm such a tourist) and the red velvet. The crumb was moist and flavorful, and the cream cheese frosting on the sweet side. I should mention that Christie and I prefer a light hand with the sugar, so it's a personal taste thing. If you are there on a weekday and the line is short, definitely pop in and enjoy an afternoon treat. Take a few to go and sit in the patio of Dean and Deluca across the street, it's a lovely way to spend an afternoon.
The line...this is 30 minutes into waiting.


Cute cute cute packaging.


Before getting on the plane to DC, I already knew one item I had to track down:
Siggi's Skyr. Skyr is a soft cheese, similar to yogurt, strained from non-fat milk. The result is thick and creamy, and a staple of its country of origin, Iceland. Siggi's Skyr crossed my path first in a
web article where it's described as a tart, decadent dessert. But as I read on, my chances of tasting this delicious treat were dashed, as his skyr is only available east of Nebraska. I immediately called up Christie and demanded that she host me for the weekend while I hunt her city for skyr.
Siggi sweetens his skyr with agave nectar and uses the best products and flavors: blueberry, passionfruit pomegranate, and orange ginger are his selections, along with plain, simple skyr. Of the four, passionfruit-pomegranate and orange ginger were our favorites. The orange ginger is more pronounced, while the passionfruit pomegranate unfolds subtly as you eat it. Subtle is the word to describe Siggi's skyr. There is no fruit on the bottom here. The skyr itself is tart, with a bit of chalky mouthfeel. When compared to other skyrs (we held an informal taste test) Siggi's proved to be the most mellow and pleasant to eat. It reminded me of my first experience eating goat's yogurt. At first your mouth seems to say "Woah! What the hell is this?" but as you shove each spoonful into your mouth, it gets a little addicting. If you're lucky enough to live east of Nebraska, swing by your local Whole Foods and try cup, it's healthy and delicious!